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− | [[Image:Jon Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got | + | [[Image:Jon Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to eating pies and bumming other countdown geeks.]] |
− | '''Jon Stitcher''' was a | + | '''Jon Stitcher''' was a wanker in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three words in total, demonstrating he was a nob by always touching himself by and never scoring outside 10. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved way too strong for him, winning by a margin of 378 points despite Jon trying to bribe him with anal sex. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons. |
− | Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include {{word| | + | Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include {{word|GAYBOY}}, {{word|RECTUM}}, {{word|ANALLY}} and {{word|SAUSAGEJOCKEY}}. |
− | + | Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player cos he's too thick to get a real job. | |
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− | Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player. | ||
==Episodes== | ==Episodes== |
Revision as of 21:29, 15 May 2008
Jon Stitcher was a wanker in Series 52. He managed to string together three words in total, demonstrating he was a nob by always touching himself by and never scoring outside 10. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved way too strong for him, winning by a margin of 378 points despite Jon trying to bribe him with anal sex. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons.
Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include GAYBOY, RECTUM, ANALLY and SAUSAGEJOCKEY.
Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player cos he's too thick to get a real job.
Episodes
# | Date | Type | Contestant 1 | Score | Contestant 2 | Presenters | Guest | Lex | Max | |||
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3743 | 16/07/2004 | P | Ian McLennan | 73 – 85 | Jon Stitcher | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Geoffrey Durham | Susie Dent | |||
3744 | 19/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 80 – 79 | Dora Stavrinos | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent | |||
3745 | 20/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 88 – 79 | Norman Haikney | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent | |||
3746 | 21/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 73 – 110 | Jack Welsby | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent |