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Dan McColm

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Dan McColm with his winners' trophy.

Dan McColm was a contestant in Series 64 and the series champion of Series 71. He is an Apterite and a member of C4Countdown.

His Countdown career began in Series 64, when he was defeated in a close contest against future quarter-finalist Ned Pendleton. The whole nation were left in a state of great sadness, with the lad's first chance at greatness being taken away from him. One elderly viewer, Jamaican woman Fordi Sary, called it "Sadder than Bob Marley's death and the holocaust combined". However, this wasn't an entirely bad thing, as he was allowed to return in Series 71, leaving his mark as one of the greatest octochamps in the show's entire history. Elation ensues.

McColm's incredible octorun started off with a relatively close game against one-time winner Gary Mehaffy, a primary school teacher from Gibson's Hill. McColm started off by finding SULCATE, giving him a 7 point lead. The fans applauded and one blonde haired gentleman in the audience shouted "It doesn't get any better than that!" However, a tough battle between the two and McColm offering the invalid word annatos ☓ saw Mehaffy equalise in round 7. No bother though, because despite the close first half, the game was pretty one-sided from this point on, with McColm ending his not-technically-a-début début with an extremely impressive 13 maxes and 113 points. Easy, easy easy. He then went on to win a further 7 games, including 6 more centuries, offering words like NANOTUBE, TERATOMA, PERORATE and perhaps the greatest 9 spot in the history of Countdown - INAMORATO. Dan also took advantage of this being the first ODO-dictionary series, offering modern words such as WHATEV and solving the conundrum PHOTOBOMB in just a second. The lad's dictionary knowledge continues to be second to none. Since Countdown, he has been offered a job in Shipston-on-Stour as a freelance proof reader. McColm's score of 137 in his 6th game is the highest ever for a game with only one nine available, and this along with his 4 nines and impeccable numbers and conundrum performance landed McColm with an octototal of 942 - the sixth highest in the show's history. The quality of the performances have been likened to that of Sophie Dee's acting.

After defeating Paul Worsley in the quarter-finals, he defeated the #5 seed, George Ford in the semi-final with a perfect game. McColm then went on to face #2 seed Antoinette Ryan. In a close contest, in which McColm dropped behind for the first time by two points, McColm emerged the victor and series champion after solving the conundrum LETHALITY in just four seconds. He then fist bumped, with some eagle eyed viewers liking him to darts great Michael Van Gerwen, before ejaculating on the Countdown clock. Then he lifted the trophy and celebrated the night with seven White Aces. McColm was said to be fine the next morning.

He made his CO-event debut at COLIN 2012, before finishing as the runner-up at both CO:REA in April and COHUD in June of the same year.

Preceded by
Mark Murray
Series winner
Series 71

Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Presenters Guest Lex Max
5212 24/02/2011 P Ned Pendleton 89 – 66 Dan McColm Jeff Stelling Rachel Riley Mark Foster Susie Dent 118
6007 8/10/2014 P Gary Mehaffy 70 – 113 Dan McColm Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Tony Jacklin Susie Dent 131
6008 9/10/2014 P Dan McColm 92 – 70 Ben Hodgson Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Tony Jacklin Susie Dent 127
6009 10/10/2014 P Dan McColm 112 – 37 Daisy Stemple Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Tony Jacklin Susie Dent 119
6010 13/10/2014 P Dan McColm 116 – 47 John Vivian Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Arnold Susie Dent 128
6011 14/10/2014 P Dan McColm 129 – 58 Samantha Cooper Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Arnold Susie Dent 131
6012 15/10/2014 P Dan McColm 137 – 53 Harry Jarrett Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Arnold Susie Dent 139
6013 16/10/2014 P Dan McColm 126 – 44 Antony Aston Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Arnold Susie Dent 130
6014 20/10/2014 P Dan McColm 117 – 51 Stephen Wieldon Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Arnold Susie Dent 121
6050 10/12/2014 QF Dan McColm 109 – 60 Paul Worsley Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Arlene Phillips Susie Dent 121
6054 17/12/2014 SF Dan McColm 123 – 77 George Ford Nick Hewer Rachel Riley David Baddiel Susie Dent 123
6056 19/12/2014 GF Dan McColm 117 – 87 Antoinette Ryan Nick Hewer Rachel Riley David Baddiel Susie Dent 129