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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He won his first three games on [[crucial conundrum]]s before succumbing to series semi-finalist [[Jack Welsby]] in a Countdown classic. He regularly conjured up bullshit offerings including BUSLINE, GIRATES and CAROTS.
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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He won his first three games on [[crucial conundrum]]s before succumbing to series semi-finalist [[Jack Welsby]] in a Countdown classic. Some his less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES and CAROTS.
  
He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, incredibly fluking his way to a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
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He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
  
Jon is widely regarded by himself as the best looking player in living memory and is now a highly successful professional poker player, despite having shit hair.
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Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker players.
  
 
[[Category:Contestants in Series 52|Stitcher, Jon]]
 
[[Category:Contestants in Series 52|Stitcher, Jon]]

Revision as of 18:20, 29 July 2007

Jon Stitcher was a contestant in Series 52. He won his first three games on crucial conundrums before succumbing to series semi-finalist Jack Welsby in a Countdown classic. Some his less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES and CAROTS.

He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker players.