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[[Image:Jon Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Sensible Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.]]
 
[[Image:Jon Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Sensible Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.]]
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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on [[crucial conundrum]]s. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon leading at the half way stage after finding {{word|DISLOCATE}}. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 letter word for a start, Jack finding the interesting word {{word|DIOCESAN}}, Jack solving a very difficult numbers game where he needed to get to 924 with six small numbers but most excitingly of all, the teatime teaser was {{word|MUTINEER}}, the following round the letters were {{word|KRMIEENUT}} with the longest possible word being {{word|MUTINEER}}!
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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a cuntestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three sentences in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by fat margins and never scoring outside with females. Each of his 3 sentences were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth gay, Jon Stitcher found himself up against the wall with Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon bending over at the half way stage after finding his pelvic muscles [[DISLOCATED]]. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 word sentence for a start, Jack finding the word DIOCESAN interesting, Jack solving a very difficult numbers gay where he needed to get to 924 men with six small nobbers but most excitingly of all (can you sense the irony?), the teatime teaser was MUTINEER, the following round the letters were KRMIEENUT with the longest possible word being MUTINEER!
  
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Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include {{word|BUSLINE}}, {{word|GIRATES}}, {{word|FACINATED}} and {{word|CAROTS}}.
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Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include BUMLOVE, GAYSEX, SPHINCTOR and ILUVCOK.
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He played in [[JOLT]], one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
 
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Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player.
 
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Jon Stitcher was a cuntestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three sentences in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by fat margins and never scoring outside with females. Each of his 3 sentences were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth gay, Jon Stitcher found himself up against the wall with Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon bending over at the half way stage after finding his pelvic muscles DISLOCATED. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 word sentence for a start, Jack finding the word DIOCESAN interesting, Jack solving a very difficult numbers gay where he needed to get to 924 men with six small nobbers but most excitingly of all (can you sense the irony?), the teatime teaser was MUTINEER, the following round the letters were KRMIEENUT with the longest possible word being MUTINEER!
 
  
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Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include BUMLOVE, GAYSEX, SPHINCTOR and ILUVCOK.
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He played in [[G.A.Y]], one of the first online gay events, and reached the final, reaching a crucial battytime against Julian Fell.
  
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He played in G.A.Y, one of the first online gay events, and reached the final, reaching a crucial battytime against Julian Fell.
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Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory (his memory is erased every 30 seconds as a tragic symptom of his leprosy), and is now a professional homo.
  
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Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory (his memory is erased every 30 seconds as a tragic symptom of his leprosy), and is now a professional homo.
 
  
 
==Episodes==
 
==Episodes==

Revision as of 19:10, 2 June 2008

Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Sensible Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.

Jon Stitcher was a cuntestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three sentences in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by fat margins and never scoring outside with females. Each of his 3 sentences were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth gay, Jon Stitcher found himself up against the wall with Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon bending over at the half way stage after finding his pelvic muscles DISLOCATED. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 word sentence for a start, Jack finding the word DIOCESAN interesting, Jack solving a very difficult numbers gay where he needed to get to 924 men with six small nobbers but most excitingly of all (can you sense the irony?), the teatime teaser was MUTINEER, the following round the letters were KRMIEENUT with the longest possible word being MUTINEER!

Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include BUMLOVE, GAYSEX, SPHINCTOR and ILUVCOK.

He played in G.A.Y, one of the first online gay events, and reached the final, reaching a crucial battytime against Julian Fell.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory (his memory is erased every 30 seconds as a tragic symptom of his leprosy), and is now a professional homo.


Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Presenters Guest Lex Max
3743 16/07/2004 P Ian McLennan 73 – 85 Jon Stitcher Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Geoffrey Durham Susie Dent
3744 19/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 80 – 79 Dora Stavrinos Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent
3745 20/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 88 – 79 Norman Haikney Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent
3746 21/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 73 – 110 Jack Welsby Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent
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