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[[Image:Jon 'Gay Boy' Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got much fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Pink Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.]]
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[[Image:Jon Stitcher 2007.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Sensible Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.]]
'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on [[crucial conundrum]]s. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon leading at the half way stage after finding {{word|IMAGAYBOY}}. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 letter word for a start, Jack finding the interesting word {{word|DICKHEADS}}, Jack solving a very difficult numbers game where he needed to get to 924 with six small numbers but most excitingly of all, the teatime teaser was {{word|URAWANKER}}, the following round the letters were {{word|YOOZACUNT}} with the longest possible word being {{word|JAZZYGAY}}!
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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on [[crucial conundrum]]s. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon leading at the half way stage after finding {{word|DISLOCATE}}. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 letter word for a start, Jack finding the interesting word {{word|DIOCESAN}}, Jack solving a very difficult numbers game where he needed to get to 924 with six small numbers but most excitingly of all, the teatime teaser was {{word|MUTINEER}}, the following round the letters were {{word|KRMIEENUT}} with the longest possible word being {{word|MUTINEER}}!
  
Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include {{word|SUCKDICK}}, {{word|GIRATES}}, {{word|F**KED}} and {{word|C**TS}}.
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Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include {{word|BUSLINE}}, {{word|GIRATES}}, {{word|FACINATED}} and {{word|CAROTS}}.
  
 
He played in [[JOLT]], one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
 
He played in [[JOLT]], one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
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==Episodes==
 
==Episodes==
 
{{episode table}}
 
{{episode table}}
{{ep | 3743 | 16/07/2004 | P | [[Ian McLennan]] | 73 - 11 | Jon Stitcher | [[Geoffrey Dirtboxmuncher]] | [[Susie Doesitupthearse]] }}
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{{ep | 3743 | 16/07/2004 | P | [[Ian McLennan]] | 73 - 85 | Jon Stitcher | [[Geoffrey Durham]] | [[Susie Dent]] }}
{{ep | 3744 | 19/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 13 - 80 | [[Dora Stavrinos]] | [[Peter Bendover]] | Susie Doesitupthearse }}
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{{ep | 3744 | 19/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 80 - 79 | [[Dora Stavrinos]] | [[Peter Baldwin]] | Susie Dent }}
{{ep | 3745 | 20/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 15 - 88 | [[Norman Haikney]] | Peter Bendover | Susie Doesitupthearse }}
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{{ep | 3745 | 20/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 88 - 79 | [[Norman Haikney]] | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent }}
{{ep | 3746 | 21/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 8 - 100 | [[Jack Welsby]] | Peter Bendover| Susie Doesitupthearse }}
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{{ep | 3746 | 21/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 73 - 110 | [[Jack Welsby]] | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent }}
 
{{episode table end}}
 
{{episode table end}}
  

Revision as of 01:01, 3 February 2009

Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Sensible Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.

Jon Stitcher was a contestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon leading at the half way stage after finding DISLOCATE. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 letter word for a start, Jack finding the interesting word DIOCESAN, Jack solving a very difficult numbers game where he needed to get to 924 with six small numbers but most excitingly of all, the teatime teaser was MUTINEER, the following round the letters were KRMIEENUT with the longest possible word being MUTINEER!

Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES, FACINATED and CAROTS.

He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player.

Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Presenters Guest Lex Max
3743 16/07/2004 P Ian McLennan 73 – 85 Jon Stitcher Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Geoffrey Durham Susie Dent
3744 19/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 80 – 79 Dora Stavrinos Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent
3745 20/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 88 – 79 Norman Haikney Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent
3746 21/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 73 – 110 Jack Welsby Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Baldwin Susie Dent