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Jon Stitcher was a homosexual in Series 52. He managed to string together three blowjobs in total, demonstrating consistency by always swallowing and never spitting. Each of his 3 blowjobs were on Live TV. In his fourth sex session, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved far too strong for him. Some of Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include NOBWANK, IAMGAY, BENDERTASTIC and HOMOPOOF.
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'''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on [[crucial conundrum]]s. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved far too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points. Some of Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES, FACINATED and CAROTS.
He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.
 
Jon regards himself as the gayest looking player in living memory, and is now a professional rent boy.  
 
  
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He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]].
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Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player.
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[[Category:Contestants in Series 52|Stitcher, Jon]]

Revision as of 01:33, 25 August 2007

Jon Stitcher was a contestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved far too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points. Some of Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES, FACINATED and CAROTS.

He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player.