Jon Stitcher

Jon Stitcher has got fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to eating pies and bumming other countdown geeks.

Jon Stitcher was a wanker in Series 52. He managed to string together three words in total, demonstrating he was a nob by always touching himself by and never scoring outside 10. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved way too strong for him, winning by a margin of 378 points despite Jon trying to bribe him with anal sex. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons.

Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include GAYBOY, RECTUM, ANALLY and SAUSAGEJOCKEY.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player cos he's too thick to get a real job.

Episodes

#	Date	Type	Contestant 1	Score	Contestant 2	Presenters				Guest	Lex	Max
3743	16/07/2004	P	Ian McLennan	73 – 85	Jon Stitcher	Richard Whiteley	Carol Vorderman				Lucy Summers	Geoffrey Durham	Susie Dent
3744	19/07/2004	P	Jon Stitcher	80 – 79	Dora Stavrinos	Richard Whiteley	Carol Vorderman				Lucy Summers	Peter Baldwin	Susie Dent
3745	20/07/2004	P	Jon Stitcher	88 – 79	Norman Haikney	Richard Whiteley	Carol Vorderman				Lucy Summers	Peter Baldwin	Susie Dent
3746	21/07/2004	P	Jon Stitcher	73 – 110	Jack Welsby	Richard Whiteley	Carol Vorderman				Lucy Summers	Peter Baldwin	Susie Dent