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Jon Stitcher
Jon Stitcher was a cuntestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three sentences in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by fat margins and never scoring outside with females. Each of his 3 sentences were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth gay, Jon Stitcher found himself up against the wall with Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon bending over at the half way stage after finding his pelvic muscles DISLOCATED. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 word sentence for a start, Jack finding the word DIOCESAN interesting, Jack solving a very difficult numbers gay where he needed to get to 924 men with six small nobbers but most excitingly of all (can you sense the irony?), the teatime teaser was MUTINEER, the following round the letters were KRMIEENUT with the longest possible word being MUTINEER!
Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include BUMLOVE, GAYSEX, SPHINCTOR and ILUVCOK.
He played in G.A.Y, one of the first online gay events, and reached the final, reaching a crucial battytime against Julian Fell.
Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory (his memory is erased every 30 seconds as a tragic symptom of his leprosy), and is now a professional homo.
Episodes
| # | Date | Type | Contestant 1 | Score | Contestant 2 | Presenters | Guest | Lex | Max | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3743 | 16/07/2004 | P | Ian McLennan | 73 – 85 | Jon Stitcher | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Geoffrey Durham | Susie Dent | |||
| 3744 | 19/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 80 – 79 | Dora Stavrinos | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent | |||
| 3745 | 20/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 88 – 79 | Norman Haikney | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent | |||
| 3746 | 21/07/2004 | P | Jon Stitcher | 73 – 110 | Jack Welsby | Richard Whiteley | Carol Vorderman | Peter Baldwin | Susie Dent | |||
