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Jon Stitcher

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Jon Stitcher has got much fatter since his TV appearance, mainly due to no regular exercise and keeping goal for Pink Soccer FC in the Wirral Monday night 6-a-side league.

Jon Stitcher was a contestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by slim margins and never scoring outside the 80s. Each of his 3 victories were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved slightly too strong for him, winning by a margin of 37 points despite Jon leading at the half way stage after finding IMAGAYBOY. This part of countdown was famous for many reasons, Jon's 9 letter word for a start, Jack finding the interesting word DICKHEADS, Jack solving a very difficult numbers game where he needed to get to 924 with six small numbers but most excitingly of all, the teatime teaser was URAWANKER, the following round the letters were YOOZACUNT with the longest possible word being JAZZYGAY!

Some of Stitcher's more "creative" offerings include SUCKDICK, GIRATES, F**KED and C**TS.

He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.

Jon regards himself as the best looking player in living memory, and is now a professional poker player.

Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Presenters Guest Lex Max
3743 16/07/2004 P Ian McLennan 73 – 11 Jon Stitcher Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Geoffrey Dirtboxmuncher Susie Doesitupthearse
3744 19/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 13 – 80 Dora Stavrinos Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Bendover Susie Doesitupthearse
3745 20/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 15 – 88 Norman Haikney Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Bendover Susie Doesitupthearse
3746 21/07/2004 P Jon Stitcher 8 – 100 Jack Welsby Richard Whiteley Carol Vorderman Peter Bendover Susie Doesitupthearse