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Being such a regular online participator, many Bevinisms have occurred, examples including:
 
Being such a regular online participator, many Bevinisms have occurred, examples including:
  
"i said to a sexy maths student "did you know MATRICES + P = SPERMATIC"? She laughed and left."
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"i said to a sexy maths student "did you know MATRICES + P = SPERMATIC"? She laughed and left."<br>
 
"am i the only one not to know the definition of phallus here?"
 
"am i the only one not to know the definition of phallus here?"
  
 
Kirk is also a practising atheist, and is therefore God.
 
Kirk is also a practising atheist, and is therefore God.
 
[[category:Contestants in Series 51|Bevins, Kirk]]
 
[[category:Contestants in Series 51|Bevins, Kirk]]

Revision as of 16:28, 25 July 2007

Kirk Bevins a recent Maths graduate appeared on Countdown near the start of Series 51. He played reasonably well, but not that good, and was beaten by octochamp Richard Pay. In one round he went blank as he could only see SHAGMAN, and comically guessed TURROTING for the conundrum instead of TORTURING.

He has been a prominent member of the online scene for several years, participating in numerous major tournaments, winning the first ever Goatdown Championship against Conor Travers.

Being such a regular online participator, many Bevinisms have occurred, examples including:

"i said to a sexy maths student "did you know MATRICES + P = SPERMATIC"? She laughed and left."
"am i the only one not to know the definition of phallus here?"

Kirk is also a practising atheist, and is therefore God.