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| − | [[Image:Kirk Bevins.jpg|thumb|right|Kirk Bevins down his local pub with his darts team.]]
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| − | '''Kirk Bevins''' a recent Maths graduate appeared on Countdown near the start of [[Series 51]]. He played reasonably well, but not that good, and was beaten by octochamp [[Richard Pay]]. In one round he went blank as he could only see {{word|SHAGMAN}}, and comically guessed {{word|TURROTING}} for the conundrum instead of {{word|TORTURING}}.
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| − | He has been a prominent member of the online scene for several years, participating in numerous major tournaments, winning the first ever [[Goatdown]] Championship against [[Conor Travers]]. He is yet to win a COLIN or COBRIS event, despite turning up to every one thus far, however his lowest position at these tournaments has been 10th when he lost 3 games on 3 crucial conundrums. He came 5th after defeating Series Champion [[Conor Travers]], Series Champion [[Chris Wills]] and Series Champion [[Stewart Holden]], only losing out on a crucial conundrum to the Series Champion [[Mark Tournoff]].
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| − | Outside of ''Countdown'', Bevins is a keen fan of the paranormal. He has been on first name terms with Elvis for some years.
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| − | Bevins is considered the master of the soundbite. His many sparks of genius include:-
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| − | *I said to a sexy maths student "did you know {{word|MATRICES + P}} = {{word|SPERMATIC}}"? She laughed and left.
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| − | *Is there such a word as {{word|TOUCHED}}?
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| − | *I nearly swallowed my ruler.
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| − | *I was trying for ages thinking "Whats the past tense of tug? Is it just tug or what!?"
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| − | ==Episode==
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| − | {{ep | 3642 | 11/02/2004 | P | [[Richard Pay]] | 90 - 69 | Kirk Bevins | [[Michael Aspel]] | [[Susie Dent]] }}
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| − | [[category:Contestants in Series 51|Bevins, Kirk]]
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Revision as of 14:12, 15 October 2008
he is a stupid wankin tosser
