Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins a recent Maths graduate appeared on Countdown near the start of Series 51. He played reasonably well, but not that good, and was beaten by octochamp Richard Pay. In one round he went blank as he could only see SHAGMAN, and comically guessed TURROTING for the conundrum instead of TORTURING.

He has been a prominent member of the online scene for several years, participating in numerous major tournaments, winning the first ever Goatdown Championship against Conor Travers. He is yet to win a COLIN or COBRIS event, despite turning up to every one thus far, however his lowest position at these tournaments has been 5th. He came 5th after defeating Series Champion Conor Travers, Series Champion Chris Wills and Series Champion Stewart Holden, only losing out on a crucial conundrum to the Series Champion Mark Tournoff.

Being such a regular online participator, many Bevinisms have occurred, examples including:

"i said to a sexy maths student "did you know MATRICES + P = SPERMATIC"? She laughed and left."
"am i the only one not to know the definition of phallus here?"

Kirk is also a practising atheist, and is therefore God.