|Guest appearances of Richard Stilgoe|
|First appearance||30 January 1985|
|Last appearance||11 May 2006|
|Episodes with Richard Stilgoe|
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Richard Stilgoe wrote a lot of musicals with Andrew Lloyd Webber, and didn't deck him. The idiot.
Or as he would put it...
Richard Stilgoe's particular schtick
Is to write on-the-spot limericks
At Lloyd-Webber's behest
He wrote Starlight Express
Instead of just punching the prick.