Falseagrams

A falseagram is a mnemonic in which a plausible but invalid word (e.g. SLUTTIER) is associated with a valid anagram (e.g. SURTITLE). A good falseagram should map an easily-spotted phoney like POTTABLE to a difficult word like TABLETOP. This page is not a comprehensive list and you are encouraged to add your own.

9s

• ACUSATION → CAUSATION
• ADROITING → GRANITOID
• ADROITEST → STORIATED
• ADULTNESS → DAUNTLESS
• AFFICTION → OFFICIANT
• AGONISERS → ORGANISES
• AGONIZERS → ORGANIZES
• ALCHEMIES → ALCHEMISE
• ALIENATOR → RATIONALE
• ALIGHTERS → GHASTLIER
• AMORETTOS → STATEROOM
• AMOUNTERS → NEUROMAST
• ANGRINESS → RANGINESS
• ANTIPOLES → SEALPOINT
• ANTIQUERS → QUANTISER
• APHRODITE → ATROPHIED
• APPETISED → PEPTIDASE
• ARTHOUSES → AUTHORESS
• ASPERGERS → PRESAGERS
• AUCTIONER → AUTOCRINE
• BAILERMAN → LAMEBRAIN
• BALSHIEST → ESTABLISH
• BARKINESS → BEARSKINS
• BRAIDIEST → DIATRIBES
• BREAKTIME → REMBETIKA
• BERATIONS → BARITONES, OBTAINERS
• BOARDINGS → ADSORBING, SIGNBOARD
• BOOMINGLY → MYOGLOBIN
• BOORINESS → BIOSENSOR
• BOOSINESS → OBSESSION
• BRENDIEST → INTERBEDS
• BUTTONERS → OBSTRUENT, TONEBURST
• CAPONISER → CAPONIERS, PROSCENIA
• CAPTIONER → RECAPTION
• CARTESIAN → ASCERTAIN, CRANIATES, SECTARIAN
• CENTARIAN → INCARNATE
• CHARKIEST → HEARTSICK
• CHARVIEST → TSAREVICH
• CLEANOUTS → CONSULATE
• COGNATION → CONTAGION
• COMSPARED → COMPADRES
• CORONATED → CARTOONED
• CRAMPIEST → SPERMATIC
• CRANIATED → CARINATED, ERADICANT
• CREASABLE → CALABRESE
• CROONIEST → CORTISONE
• CURTAILER → RETICULAR
• DANGLIEST → DESALTING
• DEMENTIAS → AMNESTIED
• DEMONISER → DOMINEERS, MODERNISE
• DISTANCER → DICENTRAS
• DIVARIATE → RADIATIVE
• DOSSELING → GODLINESS
• DRAINAGES → GARDENIAS
• DRAFTABLE → FLATBREAD
• DRAMMIEST → MIDSTREAM
• DROONIEST → DETORSION
• DRIPLINES → SPINDLIER
• EASTERNLY → EARNESTLY
• EDUCATERS → REDUCTASE
• EMERSIONS → SERMONISE
• EMITTABLE → TIMETABLE
• ERUDITING → INTRIGUED, NIGRITUDE
• ESPERANTO → PERSONATE
• FACTIONER → FORNICATE
• FETISHMAN → MINESHAFT
• FIBULATES → BISULFATE
• FLEASHING → ANGELFISH
• FRONDIEST → FRONTSIDE
• GANDISEEG → DISENGAGE
• GELATIONS → LEGATIONS
• GERANIOLS → REGIONALS
• GOLDMINES → SINGLEDOM
• GOVERNISM → MISGOVERN
• GRAPINESS → ASPERSING, REPASSING
• GRATINEES → RESEATING, STINGAREE
• HARBORING → ABHORRING
• HARMONIED → RHODAMINE
• HEARTINGS → INGATHERS
• HELATIONS → HAILSTONE
• HOARNIEST → HORTENSIA
• IDEATIONS → IODINATES
• IMPACTERS → SPERMATIC
• INACTIONS → ONANISTIC
• INCREASER → ERRANCIES
• INERTIALS → SAINTLIER
• INSOURCER → RECURSION
• INTERPLOT → LITOPTERN
• INVESTERS → REINVESTS
• ISOLATERS → TAILORESS
• LAGATIONS → NOSTALGIA
• LARDINESS → ISLANDERS
• LAUGHTERS → SLAUGHTER
• LEMONIEST → LIMESTONE, MILESTONE
• LEMONISES → SOLEMNISE
• LEMONIZES → SOLEMNIZE
• LIGATIONS → INTAGLIOS, ISOLATING
• LITHARGES → GHASTLIER
• LOATHIEST → HELIOSTAT
• LOCATINGS → NOSTALGIC
• LORICATES → SCLEROTIA, SECTORIAL
• LOUDERING → UNGODLIER
• MALADYING → AMYGDALIN
• MASTERISM → SMARMIEST
• MATHERING → NIGHTMARE
• MISROUTER → TRIMEROUS
• MULTICURE → RETICULUM
• MULTIHARP → TRIUMPHAL
• MULTISACK → MAULSTICK
• MURICATES → CERASTIUM
• NORMATION → NOMINATOR
• NOTARISER → SERRATION
• OUTCREEPS → PROSECUTE
• OUTCRYING → CONGRUITY
• OUTLAPPED → POPULATED
• OUTRAGERS → SURROGATE
• OUTRAPING → PURGATION
• OUTSPARER → PTEROSAUR
• OUTSTANDS → STANDOUTS
• OVERMODEL → VELODROME
• OVERSLIDE → EVILDOERS
• OVERSPADE → EAVESDROP
• OVERTUNED → UNDERVOTE
• OVERTWIRL → LIVERWORT
• PARTINESS → PINASTERS
• PASTORIAL → PASTORALI
• PASTURISE → PRUSSIATE
• PASTURIZE → TRAPEZIUS
• PEDIATRIC → PATRICIDE
• PELATIONS → SEALPOINT
• PEPSIDASE → PASSEPIED
• PERSONAES → PRESEASON
• POLINATED → PLANETOID
• PONDERERS → RESPONDER
• POORLIEST → PISTOLERO
• PRAWNIEST → RAINSWEPT
• PRECIDENT → PRENTICED
• PRUDENESS → RESUSPEND, SUSPENDER, UNPRESSED
• RATIONERS → SERRATION
• RECOPYING → PYROGENIC
• RELOCATER → CORRELATE
• REMISSING → GRIMINESS
• REMOANING → OMNIRANGE
• REQUOTING → ROQUETING
• RESHAKING → SHRINKAGE
• RESOALING → REGIONALS
• RESILIANT → SAINTLIER
• ROASTABLE → ASTROLABE
• SAILORING → ORIGINALS
• SANATIVES → VANITASES
• SCARISHLY → CHRYSALIS
• SCREAMIER → CAREERISM
• SHORTAGED → GOATHERDS
• SILICATED → DEISTICAL
• SIPHONERS → NEPHROSIS
• SMACKABLE → CLAMBAKES
• SMUSHIEST → ISTHMUSES
• SNORTIEST → TENORISTS
• SPINOSAUR → PRASINOUS
• SPOTTABLE → TABLETOPS
• SUBCENTRE → RUBESCENT
• SUBLINEAR → INSURABLE
• SUPERCOOK → PUCKEROOS
• SUPERDEAL → PLEASURED
• SUPERSACK → SAPSUCKER
• TANGELOES → ELONGATES
• TREADINGS → GRADIENTS
• TREASONED → RESONATED
• TRIANGLED → TREADLING
• TROCADERO → DECORATOR
• UNBOASTED → EASTBOUND
• UNCLUTTER → TRUCULENT
• UNDERBASH → HUSBANDER
• UNDERDOES → RESOUNDED
• UNDEREATS → DENATURES, SAUNTERED
• UNDERFILM → REMINDFUL
• UNDERHEAT → UNEARTHED
• UNDERHOLE → ROUNDHEEL
• UNDERTILE → INTERLUDE
• UNDERTITS → INTRUSTED
• UNFLUSTER → UNRESTFUL
• UNSAILING → ANILINGUS
• UNTRAILED → UITLANDER
• VERBERATE → VERTEBRAE
• WATERABLE → TABLEWARE
• WATERGOLF → AFTERGLOW
• WHOREIEST → OTHERWISE
• YITTERING → INTEGRITY

8s

• ACETONES → NOTECASE
• ACTORIAL → CORALITA
• ADEPTION → ANTIPODE
• ALBUMENS → BLUESMAN
• ALIGHTEN → ATHELING
• ALIGHTER → LITHARGE
• ARTICUNO → CURATION
• AUDIBLED → BUDDLEIA
• AVIDNESS → VANESSID
• BANKIEST → BEATNIKS
• BAPTIOUS → SUBTOPIA
• BARNIEST → BANISTER
• BARTIEST → BIRETTAS
• BEANIEST → BETAINES
• BERATION → BARITONE, OBTAINER
• BLUETITS → SUBTITLE
• BONDAGES → DOGBANES
• BONKIEST → STEINBOK
• BOOPIEST → BIOTOPES
• BOORIEST → ROBOTISE
• BROOMERS → SOMBRERO
• BULKEDLY → BULLDYKE
• CANDIEST → DISTANCE
• CARDIOES → IDOCRASE
• CARROTED → REDACTOR
• CAUSATED → CAUDATES
• CEROCING → COERCING
• COALIEST → SOCIETAL
• CORBIEST → BISECTOR
• COTERING → GERONTIC
• COUNTIED → EDUCTION
• COUNTIER → NEUROTIC
• CRANKIES → SKINCARE
• CREAMIES → RACEMISE
• DANGLIER → DRAGLINE
• DAUNTERS → TRANSUDE
• DEANIEST → ANDESITE
• DEANSHIP → PINHEADS
• DECANTOR → NOTECARD
• DEMENTOR → MENTORED
• DENATION → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
• DISHINGS → SHINDIGS
• DOAPIEST → DIOPTASE
• DONKIEST → KENDOIST
• DORATION → TANDOORI
• DOURIEST → OUTRIDES, OUTSIDER
• EBONITES → BETONIES
• ELATIONS → TOENAILS
• ENTAILER → TREENAIL
• EPISODAL → ELASIPOD
• EPIDOTES → POETISED
• EXEMTION → XENOTIME
• FAUNTERS → AFTERSUN
• FIGURAES → ARGUFIES
• FISHBONE → BONEFISH
• FLORIATE → FLOATIER
• FORECAKE → ECOFREAK
• FOREDEAL → FREELOAD
• FOREWARD → FARROWED
• GAIDLESS → GLISSADE
• GAULTIER → LIGATURE
• GLOARIES → SERAGLIO
• GOADIEST → GODETIAS
• GOLDIEST → GODLIEST
• GORMIEST → ERGOTISM
• GORSIEST → STRIGOSE
• GREEDING → GINGERED
• GROUPEES → SUPEREGO
• HEATIEST → ATHETISE, HESITATE
• HEDARIMS → MISHEARD
• HEARLING → NARGHILE
• HOOPIEST → HOOPTIES, ISOPHOTE
• HOPMAKER → HAMERKOP
• IMPULSED → DISPLUME
• INERTIAS → RAINIEST
• INFLAMER → RIFLEMAN
• INFORCES → CONIFERS, FORENSIC, FORNICES
• INTROING → IGNITRON
• INVENTER → REINVENT
• JEREBOAM → JAMBOREE
• JOISTING → JINGOIST
• LABRADOR → LARBOARD
• LAMPPOST → PALMTOPS, SPOTLAMP
• LANDIEST → DEINSTAL
• LEASINGS → GLASSINE
• LICENCER → ENCIRCLE
• LOADIEST → ISOLATED, DIASTOLE, SODALITE
• LOAFIEST → FOLIATES
• LOANIEST → TOENAILS
• LOBBIEST → BIBELOTS
• LOOMIEST → TOILSOME
• LOUDIEST → SOLITUDE
• MANPURSE → SUPERMAN
• MARTIALS → ALARMIST
• MARNIEST → MINARETS
• MARKIEST → SITKAMER
• MEANIEST → MATINEES
• MEDALING → MALIGNED
• MEDALION → MELANOID
• MEDALIST → MISDEALT
• MEERCATS → CREMATES
• MELANINS → LINESMAN
• METALING → LIGAMENT
• MINATURE → RUMINATE
• MINORIES → ERMINOIS
• MISRATED → READMITS, MARDIEST
• MOLDIEST → MELODIST
• MONDIALS → SALMONID
• MOOSIEST → OSTOMIES
• NATIONED → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
• NATIONER → ANOINTER
• OCTARINE → ACTIONER, CREATION, REACTION
• OPERATER → PERORATE
• ORALISED → DARIOLES
• OUSTABLE → ABSOLUTE
• OUTCHASE → CATHOUSE, SOUTACHE
• OUTCRIER → COURTIER
• OUTFLAIL → AUTOFILL
• OUTHEARD → AUTHORED
• OUTPLACE → COPULATE
• OUTLYERS → UROSTYLE
• OUTMAILS → SOLATIUM
• OUTSPARE → APTEROUS
• OUTSTEER → ROUSETTE
• OVERLATE → ELEVATOR
• OVERSUIT → VITREOUS
• PACINESS → INSCAPES
• PATHABLE → ALPHABET
• PALATISE → STAPELIA
• PANTIEST → PATIENTS
• PASSOVER → OVERPASS
• PATIOMEN → PTOMAINE
• PIVOTERS → OVERTIPS, SPORTIVE
• PLAYTION → PONYTAIL
• PLUCTION → PLUTONIC
• PORCINES → CONSPIRE
• POTTABLE → TABLETOP
• PRENAMES → SPEARMEN
• PROFITER → PORTFIRE
• PROMOTEE → PROTEOME
• RATIONER → ANTERIOR
• REGALISE → GASELIER
• RELOANED → OLEANDER
• REOILING → RELIGION
• REPATION → ATROPINE
• RETONING → NITROGEN, RINGTONE
• RETUTION → RITENUTO
• REUNLOAD → UNLOADER, EUROLAND
• ROADIEST → ASTEROID
• RONDABLE → BANDEROL
• ROOLIEST → OESTRIOL
• SEEDINGS → DINGESES, EDGINESS
• SLANTERS → SALTERNS
• SLUTTIER → SURTITLE
• SOARABLE → BRESAOLA
• SOMATICS → MASSICOT
• SPOTTAGE → GATEPOST
• STARDATE → ADSTRATE
• STOLLING → LONGLIST
• STOWABLE → BESTOWAL
• TALCIEST → LATTICES
• TALARIAS → SALARIAT
• TONALISE → TOENAILS
• TORPEDOS → DOORSTEP
• TOWNIEST → TOWNSITE
• TURDIEST → DETRITUS
• UNDEREAT → DENATURE
• UNDERLAP → PENDULAR
• UNDERSAT → TRANSUDE
• UNITISER → NEURITIS
• UNPOSTED → OUTSPEND
• UNRAISED → DENARIUS
• UNRAISES → SENARIUS
• UPCOILED → CLUPEOID
• VOURIEST → VITREOUS
• VIGORATE → RAVIGOTE
• WHORIEST → WORTHIES
• YELPIEST → EPISTYLE
• ZINCIEST → CITIZENS

7s

• BADIEST → BASTIDE
• BOOTHER → THEORBO
• BROOMED → BEDROOM, BOREDOM
• CALTIER → ARTICLE, RECITAL
• CANTIER → CERTAIN, TACRINE
• CARDIOS → SARCOID
• CATELOG → GELCOAT
• CEETING → GENETIC
• CEROCED → COERCED
• CLOANED → CELADON
• CLOUTER → CLOTURE, COULTER
• COALIER → CALORIE
• COATIER → EROTICA
• CONDAGE → CONGAED, DECAGON
• COPABLE → PLACEBO
• COPIEST → POETICS
• CROANED → DRACONE
• CROUPED → PRODUCE
• CROUPER → PROCURE
• DAMMIER → MERMAID
• DIPABLE → BIPEDAL, PIEBALD
• DOITAGE → GODETIA
• DONKIES → DOESKIN
• GENUSES → NEGUSES
• FAULIER → FAILURE
• FOLTIER → LOFTIER, TREFOIL
• FOULERS → OURSELF
• GLOOMER → LEGROOM
• GOATERS → ORGEATS, STORAGE, TOERAGS
• HORNIES → INSHORE
• KEETING → KITENGE
• LANDIES → DENIALS
• LIMPIER → IMPERIL
• LOADIER → DARIOLE
• LOSSIER → LORISES, RISSOLE
• MANTIER → MERANTI, MINARET, RAIMENT
• MOISTED → MODISTE
• MOONIES → NOISOME
• OUTBANG → GUNBOAT
• OUTTAKE → TAKEOUT
• PEAPING → GENIPAP
• PECTIER → RECEIPT
• PELTIER → PERLITE, REPTILE
• PLAICES → SPECIAL
• PONGIES → PIGEONS
• PROANED → OPERAND, PADRONE
• PROITED → DIOPTRE, PERIDOT
• PUSSIED → UPSIDES
• PUSSIER → UPRISES
• QUOTERS → ROQUETS, TORQUES
• REEMING → REGIMEN
• RELACED → CLEARED, CREEDAL, DECLARE
• REMATES → TEAMERS, STEAMER
• SEAPING → SPAEING
• SOODIER → ODORISE
• STOUTED → TESTUDO
• SUPINED → UNIPEDS
• TOOTLER → ROOTLET
• TROUTED → TUTORED
• TUBIEST → BUTTIES

6s

• ADONIS → DANIOS
• ARCSIN → CAIRNS
• BEARED → BARDEE
• BINDED → BIDDEN
• BOWLEG → WEBLOG
• CASTED → CADETS
• ESKIMO → SMOKIE
• GOATED → DOTAGE
• GOONER → OROGEN
• HALFED → FLEADH
• HARDON → HADRON
• ICECAP → IPECAC
• ITCHER → THRICE
• MADIER → ADMIRE
• MATIES → SAMITE
• MOGIES → EGOISM
• MONDAY → DYNAMO
• OUTLIM → ULTIMO
• PAINER → RAPINE
• REDUBS → DEBURS
• RESHOE → HEROES
• SANDEL → SENDAL
• SEADOG → DAGOES
• SUPLEX → PLEXUS
• TOADIE → IODATE
• TOFFER → EFFORT
• VAINED → INVADE