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Falseagrams
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A falseagram is a mnemonic in which a plausible but invalid word (e.g. SLUTTIER) is associated with a valid anagram (e.g. SURTITLE). A good falseagram should map an easily-spotted phoney like POTTABLE to a difficult word like TABLETOP. This page is not a comprehensive list and you are encouraged to add your own.
9s
- ACUSATION → CAUSATION
- ADROITING → GRANITOID
- ADROITEST → STORIATED
- ADULTNESS → DAUNTLESS
- AFFICTION → OFFICIANT
- AGONISERS → ORGANISES
- AGONIZERS → ORGANIZES
- ALCHEMIES → ALCHEMISE
- ALIENATOR → RATIONALE
- ALIGHTERS → GHASTLIER
- AMORETTOS → STATEROOM
- AMOUNTERS → NEUROMAST
- ANGRINESS → RANGINESS
- ANTIPOLES → SEALPOINT
- ANTIQUERS → QUANTISER
- APHRODITE → ATROPHIED
- APPETISED → PEPTIDASE
- ARTHOUSES → AUTHORESS
- ASPERGERS → PRESAGERS
- AUCTIONER → AUTOCRINE
- BAILERMAN → LAMEBRAIN
- BALSHIEST → ESTABLISH
- BARKINESS → BEARSKINS
- BRAIDIEST → DIATRIBES
- BREAKTIME → REMBETIKA
- BERATIONS → BARITONES, OBTAINERS
- BOARDINGS → ADSORBING, SIGNBOARD
- BOOMINGLY → MYOGLOBIN
- BOORINESS → BIOSENSOR
- BOOSINESS → OBSESSION
- BRENDIEST → INTERBEDS
- BUTTONERS → OBSTRUENT, TONEBURST
- CAPONISER → CAPONIERS, PROSCENIA
- CAPTIONER → RECAPTION
- CARTESIAN → ASCERTAIN, CRANIATES, SECTARIAN
- CENTARIAN → INCARNATE
- CHARKIEST → HEARTSICK
- CHARVIEST → TSAREVICH
- CLEANOUTS → CONSULATE
- COGNATION → CONTAGION
- COMSPARED → COMPADRES
- CORONATED → CARTOONED
- CRAMPIEST → SPERMATIC
- CRANIATED → CARINATED, ERADICANT
- CREASABLE → CALABRESE
- CROONIEST → CORTISONE
- CURTAILER → RETICULAR
- DANGLIEST → DESALTING
- DEMENTIAS → AMNESTIED
- DEMONISER → DOMINEERS, MODERNISE
- DISTANCER → DICENTRAS
- DIVARIATE → RADIATIVE
- DOSSELING → GODLINESS
- DRAINAGES → GARDENIAS
- DRAFTABLE → FLATBREAD
- DRAMMIEST → MIDSTREAM
- DROONIEST → DETORSION
- DRIPLINES → SPINDLIER
- EASTERNLY → EARNESTLY
- EDUCATERS → REDUCTASE
- EMERSIONS → SERMONISE
- EMITTABLE → TIMETABLE
- ERUDITING → INTRIGUED, NIGRITUDE
- ESPERANTO → PERSONATE
- FACTIONER → FORNICATE
- FETISHMAN → MINESHAFT
- FIBULATES → BISULFATE
- FLEASHING → ANGELFISH
- FRONDIEST → FRONTSIDE
- GANDISEEG → DISENGAGE
- GELATIONS → LEGATIONS
- GERANIOLS → REGIONALS
- GOLDMINES → SINGLEDOM
- GOVERNISM → MISGOVERN
- GRAPINESS → ASPERSING, REPASSING
- GRATINEES → RESEATING, STINGAREE
- HARBORING → ABHORRING
- HARMONIED → RHODAMINE
- HEARTINGS → INGATHERS
- HELATIONS → HAILSTONE
- HOARNIEST → HORTENSIA
- IDEATIONS → IODINATES
- IMPACTERS → SPERMATIC
- INACTIONS → ONANISTIC
- INCREASER → ERRANCIES
- INERTIALS → SAINTLIER
- INSOURCER → RECURSION
- INTERPLOT → LITOPTERN
- INVESTERS → REINVESTS
- ISOLATERS → TAILORESS
- LAGATIONS → NOSTALGIA
- LARDINESS → ISLANDERS
- LAUGHTERS → SLAUGHTER
- LEMONIEST → LIMESTONE, MILESTONE
- LEMONISES → SOLEMNISE
- LEMONIZES → SOLEMNIZE
- LIGATIONS → INTAGLIOS, ISOLATING
- LITHARGES → GHASTLIER
- LOATHIEST → HELIOSTAT
- LOCATINGS → NOSTALGIC
- LORICATES → SCLEROTIA, SECTORIAL
- LOUDERING → UNGODLIER
- MALADYING → AMYGDALIN
- MASTERISM → SMARMIEST
- MATHERING → NIGHTMARE
- MULTICURE → RETICULUM
- MULTIHARP → TRIUMPHAL
- MULTISACK → MAULSTICK
- MURICATES → CERASTIUM
- NORMATION → NOMINATOR
- NOTARISER → SERRATION
- OUTCREEPS → PROSECUTE
- OUTCRYING → CONGRUITY
- OUTLAPPED → POPULATED
- OUTRAGERS → SURROGATE
- OUTRAPING → PURGATION
- OUTSPARER → PTEROSAUR
- OUTSTANDS → STANDOUTS
- OVERMODEL → VELODROME
- OVERSLIDE → EVILDOERS
- OVERSPADE → EAVESDROP
- OVERTUNED → UNDERVOTE
- OVERTWIRL → LIVERWORT
- PARTINESS → PINASTERS
- PASTORIAL → PASTORALI
- PASTURISE → PRUSSIATE
- PASTURIZE → TRAPEZIUS
- PEDIATRIC → PATRICIDE
- PELATIONS → SEALPOINT
- PEPSIDASE → PASSEPIED
- PERSONAES → PRESEASON
- POLINATED → PLANETOID
- PONDERERS → RESPONDER
- POORLIEST → PISTOLERO
- PRAWNIEST → RAINSWEPT
- PRECIDENT → PRENTICED
- PRUDENESS → RESUSPEND, SUSPENDER, UNPRESSED
- RATIONERS → SERRATION
- RECOPYING → PYROGENIC
- RELOCATER → CORRELATE
- REMISSING → GRIMINESS
- REMOANING → OMNIRANGE
- REQUOTING → ROQUETING
- RESHAKING → SHRINKAGE
- RESOALING → REGIONALS
- RESILIANT → SAINTLIER
- ROASTABLE → ASTROLABE
- SAILORING → ORIGINALS
- SANATIVES → VANITASES
- SCARISHLY → CHRYSALIS
- SCREAMIER → CAREERISM
- SHORTAGED → GOATHERDS
- SILICATED → DEISTICAL
- SIPHONERS → NEPHROSIS
- SMACKABLE → CLAMBAKES
- SMUSHIEST → ISTHMUSES
- SNORTIEST → TENORISTS
- SPOTTABLE → TABLETOPS
- SUBCENTRE → RUBESCENT
- SUBLINEAR → INSURABLE
- SUPERDEAL → PLEASURED
- SUPERSACK → SAPSUCKER
- TANGELOES → ELONGATES
- TREADINGS → GRADIENTS
- TREASONED → RESONATED
- TRIANGLED → TREADLING
- TROCADERO → DECORATOR
- UNBOASTED → EASTBOUND
- UNCLUTTER → TRUCULENT
- UNDERBASH → HUSBANDER
- UNDERDOES → RESOUNDED
- UNDEREATS → DENATURES, SAUNTERED
- UNDERFILM → REMINDFUL
- UNDERHEAT → UNEARTHED
- UNDERHOLE → ROUNDHEEL
- UNDERTILE → INTERLUDE
- UNDERTITS → INTRUSTED
- UNFLUSTER → UNRESTFUL
- UNSAILING → ANILINGUS
- UNTRAILED → UITLANDER
- VERBERATE → VERTEBRAE
- WATERABLE → TABLEWARE
- WATERGOLF → AFTERGLOW
- WHOREIEST → OTHERWISE
- YITTERING → INTEGRITY
8s
- ACETONES → NOTECASE
- ACTORIAL → CORALITA
- ADEPTION → ANTIPODE
- ALBUMENS → BLUESMAN
- ALIGHTEN → ATHELING
- ALIGHTER → LITHARGE
- ARTICUNO → CURATION
- AUDIBLED → BUDDLEIA
- AVIDNESS → VANESSID
- BANKIEST → BEATNIKS
- BAPTIOUS → SUBTOPIA
- BARNIEST → BANISTER
- BARTIEST → BIRETTAS
- BEANIEST → BETAINES
- BERATION → BARITONE, OBTAINER
- BLUETITS → SUBTITLE
- BONDAGES → DOGBANES
- BONKIEST → STEINBOK
- BOOPIEST → BIOTOPES
- BOORIEST → ROBOTISE
- BROOMERS → SOMBRERO
- BULKEDLY → BULLDYKE
- CANDIEST → DISTANCE
- CARDIOES → IDOCRASE
- CARROTED → REDACTOR
- CAUSATED → CAUDATES
- COALIEST → SOCIETAL
- CORBIEST → BISECTOR
- COTERING → GERONTIC
- COUNTIER → NEUROTIC
- CRANKIES → SKINCARE
- CREAMIES → RACEMISE
- DANGLIER → DRAGLINE
- DAUNTERS → TRANSUDE
- DEANIEST → ANDESITE
- DEANSHIP → PINHEADS
- DECANTOR → NOTECARD
- DEMENTOR → MENTORED
- DENATION → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
- DISHINGS → SHINDIGS
- DOAPIEST → DIOPTASE
- DONKIEST → KENDOIST
- DORATION → TANDOORI
- DOURIEST → OUTRIDES, OUTSIDER
- EBONITES → BETONIES
- ELATIONS → TOENAILS
- ENTAILER → TREENAIL
- EPISODAL → ELASIPOD
- EPIDOTES → POETISED
- EXEMTION → XENOTIME
- FAUNTERS → AFTERSUN
- FIGURAES → ARGUFIES
- FISHBONE → BONEFISH
- FLORIATE → FLOATIER
- FORECAKE → ECOFREAK
- FOREDEAL → FREELOAD
- FOREWARD → FARROWED
- GAIDLESS → GLISSADE
- GAULTIER → LIGATURE
- GLOARIES → SERAGLIO
- GOADIEST → GODETIAS
- GOLDIEST → GODLIEST
- GORMIEST → ERGOTISM
- GORSIEST → STRIGOSE
- GREEDING → GINGERED
- GROUPEES → SUPEREGO
- HEATIEST → ATHETISE, HESITATE
- HEDARIMS → MISHEARD
- HEARLING → NARGHILE
- HOPMAKER → HAMERKOP
- IMPULSED → DISPLUME
- INERTIAS → RAINIEST
- INFLAMER → RIFLEMAN
- INFORCES → CONIFERS, FORENSIC, FORNICES
- INTROING → IGNITRON
- INVENTER → REINVENT
- JEREBOAM → JAMBOREE
- JOISTING → JINGOIST
- LABRADOR → LARBOARD
- LAMPPOST → PALMTOPS, SPOTLAMP
- LANDIEST → DEINSTAL
- LEASINGS → GLASSINE
- LICENCER → ENCIRCLE
- LOADIEST → ISOLATED, DIASTOLE, SODALITE
- LOAFIEST → FOLIATES
- LOANIEST → TOENAILS
- LOBBIEST → BIBELOTS
- LOOMIEST → TOILSOME
- LOUDIEST → SOLITUDE
- HOOPIEST → HOOPTIES, ISOPHOTE
- MARTIALS → ALARMIST
- MARNIEST → MINARETS
- MARKIEST → SITKAMER
- MEANIEST → MATINEES
- MEDALING → MALIGNED
- MEDALION → MELANOID
- MEDALIST → MISDEALT
- MEERCATS → CREMATES
- MELANINS → LINESMAN
- METALING → LIGAMENT
- MINATURE → RUMINATE
- MINORIES → ERMINOIS
- MISRATED → READMITS, MARDIEST
- MOLDIEST → MELODIST
- MONDIALS → SALMONID
- MOOSIEST → OSTOMIES
- NATIONED → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
- NATIONER → ANOINTER
- OCTARINE → ACTIONER, CREATION, REACTION
- OPERATER → PERORATE
- ORALISED → DARIOLES
- OUSTABLE → ABSOLUTE
- OUTCHASE → CATHOUSE, SOUTACHE
- OUTCRIER → COURTIER
- OUTFLAIL → AUTOFILL
- OUTHEARD → AUTHORED
- OUTPLACE → COPULATE
- OUTLYERS → UROSTYLE
- OUTMAILS → SOLATIUM
- OUTSPARE → APTEROUS
- OUTSTEER → ROUSETTE
- OVERLATE → ELEVATOR
- OVERSUIT → VITREOUS
- PACINESS → INSCAPES
- PATHABLE → ALPHABET
- PALATISE → STAPELIA
- PANTIEST → PATIENTS
- PASSOVER → OVERPASS
- PATIOMEN → PTOMAINE
- PIVOTERS → OVERTIPS, SPORTIVE
- PLAYTION → PONYTAIL
- PLUCTION → PLUTONIC
- PORCINES → CONSPIRE
- POTTABLE → TABLETOP
- PRENAMES → SPEARMEN
- PROFITER → PORTFIRE
- PROMOTEE → PROTEOME
- RATIONER → ANTERIOR
- REGALISE → GASELIER
- RELOANED → OLEANDER
- REOILING → RELIGION
- REPATION → ATROPINE
- RETONING → NITROGEN, RINGTONE
- RETUTION → RITENUTO
- REUNLOAD → UNLOADER, EUROLAND
- ROADIEST → ASTEROID
- RONDABLE → BANDEROL
- ROOLIEST → OESTRIOL
- SEEDINGS → DINGESES, EDGINESS
- SLANTERS → SALTERNS
- SLUTTIER → SURTITLE
- SOARABLE → BRESAOLA
- SOMATICS → MASSICOT
- SPOTTAGE → GATEPOST
- STARDATE → ADSTRATE
- STOLLING → LONGLIST
- STOWABLE → BESTOWAL
- TALCIEST → LATTICES
- TALARIAS → SALARIAT
- TONALISE → TOENAILS
- TORPEDOS → DOORSTEP
- TOWNIEST → TOWNSITE
- TURDIEST → DETRITUS
- UNDEREAT → DENATURE
- UNDERLAP → PENDULAR
- UNDERSAT → TRANSUDE
- UNITISER → NEURITIS
- UNPOSTED → OUTSPEND
- UNRAISED → DENARIUS
- UNRAISES → SENARIUS
- UPCOILED → CLUPEOID
- VOURIEST → VITREOUS
- VIGORATE → RAVIGOTE
- WHORIEST → WORTHIES
- YELPIEST → EPISTYLE
- ZINCIEST → CITIZENS
7s
- BADIEST → BASTIDE
- BOOTHER → THEORBO
- BROOMED → BEDROOM, BOREDOM
- CALTIER → ARTICLE, RECITAL
- CANTIER → CERTAIN, TACRINE
- CARDIOS → SARCOID
- CATELOG → GELCOAT
- CEETING → GENETIC
- CEROCED → COERCED
- CLOANED → CELADON
- CLOUTER → CLOTURE, COULTER
- COALIER → CALORIE
- COATIER → EROTICA
- CONDAGE → CONGAED, DECAGON
- COPABLE → PLACEBO
- COPIEST → POETICS
- CROANED → DRACONE
- CROUPED → PRODUCE
- CROUPER → PROCURE
- DAMMIER → MERMAID
- DIPABLE → BIPEDAL, PIEBALD
- DOITAGE → GODETIA
- DONKIES → DOESKIN
- GENUSES → NEGUSES
- FAULIER → FAILURE
- FOLTIER → LOFTIER, TREFOIL
- FOULERS → OURSELF
- GLOOMER → LEGROOM
- GOATERS → ORGEATS, STORAGE, TOERAGS
- HORNIES → INSHORE
- KEETING → KITENGE
- LANDIES → DENIALS
- LIMPIER → IMPERIL
- LOADIER → DARIOLE
- LOSSIER → LORISES, RISSOLE
- MANTIER → MERANTI, MINARET, RAIMENT
- MOISTED → MODISTE
- MOONIES → NOISOME
- OUTBANG → GUNBOAT
- OUTTAKE → TAKEOUT
- PEAPING → GENIPAP
- PECTIER → RECEIPT
- PELTIER → PERLITE, REPTILE
- PLAICES → SPECIAL
- PONGIES → PIGEONS
- PROANED → OPERAND, PADRONE
- PROITED → DIOPTRE, PERIDOT
- PUSSIED → UPSIDES
- PUSSIER → UPRISES
- QUOTERS → ROQUETS, TORQUES
- REEMING → REGIMEN
- RELACED → CLEARED, CREEDAL, DECLARE
- REMATES → TEAMERS, STEAMER
- SEAPING → SPAEING
- SOODIER → ODORISE
- STOUTED → TESTUDO
- SUPINED → UNIPEDS
- TOOTLER → ROOTLET
- TROUTED → TUTORED
- TUBIEST → BUTTIES
6s
- ADONIS → DANIOS
- ARCSIN → CAIRNS
- BEARED → BARDEE
- BINDED → BIDDEN
- BOWLEG → WEBLOG
- CASTED → CADETS
- ESKIMO → SMOKIE
- GOATED → DOTAGE
- HALFED → FLEADH
- HARDON → HADRON
- ICECAP → IPECAC
- ITCHER → THRICE
- MADIER → ADMIRE
- MATIES → SAMITE
- MOGIES → EGOISM
- MONDAY → DYNAMO
- OUTLIM → ULTIMO
- PAINER → RAPINE
- REDUBS → DEBURS
- RESHOE → HEROES
- SANDEL → SENDAL
- SEADOG → DAGOES
- SUPLEX → PLEXUS
- TOADIE → IODATE
- TOFFER → EFFORT
- VAINED → INVADE