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Falseagrams
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A falseagram is a mnemonic in which a plausible but invalid word (e.g. SLUTTIER) is associated with a valid anagram (e.g. SURTITLE). A good falseagram should map an easily-spotted phoney like POTTABLE to a difficult word like TABLETOP. This page is not a comprehensive list and you are encouraged to add your own.
9s
- ADROITING → GRANITOID
- ADROITEST → STORIATED
- ADULTNESS → DAUNTLESS
- AGONISERS → ORGANISES
- AGONIZERS → ORGANIZES
- ALCHEMIES → ALCHEMISE
- ALIENATOR → RATIONALE
- ALIGHTERS → GHASTLIER
- AMORETTOS → STATEROOM
- AMOUNTERS → NEUROMAST
- ANGRINESS → RANGINESS
- ANTIPOLES → SEALPOINT
- ANTIQUERS → QUANTISER
- APPETISED → PEPTIDASE
- ASPERGERS → PRESAGERS
- AUCTIONER → AUTOCRINE
- BAILERMAN → LAMEBRAIN
- BRAIDIEST → DIATRIBES
- BREAKTIME → REMBETIKA
- BERATIONS → BARITONES, OBTAINERS
- BOARDINGS → SIGNBOARD
- BOORINESS → BIOSENSOR
- BOOSINESS → OBSESSION
- BRENDIEST → INTERBEDS
- BUTTONERS → OBSTRUENT, TONEBURST
- CAPONISER → CAPONIERS, PROSCENIA
- CAPTIONER → RECAPTION
- CARTESIAN → ASCERTAIN, CRANIATES, SECTARIAN
- CENTARIAN → INCARNATE
- CLEANOUTS → CONSULATE
- COMSPARED → COMPADRES
- CORONATED → CARTOONED
- CRANIATED → CARINATED, ERADICANT
- CROONIEST → CORTISONE
- CURTAILER → RETICULAR
- DANGLIEST → DESALTING
- DEMENTIAS → AMNESTIED
- DEMONISER → DOMINEERS, MODERNISE
- DISTANCER → DICENTRAS
- DOSSELING → GODLINESS
- DRAINAGES → GARDENIAS
- DRIPLINES → SPINDLIER
- EASTERNLY → EARNESTLY
- EMITTABLE → TIMETABLE
- ENTROPIES → INTERPOSE
- ERUDITING → INTRIGUED, NIGRITUDE
- ESPERANTO → PERSONATE
- FACTIONER → FORNICATE
- FRONDIEST → FRONTSIDE
- GANDISEEG → DISENGAGE
- GERANIOLS → REGIONALS
- GRATINEES → RESEATING, STINGAREE
- HARBORING → ABHORRING
- HARMONIED → RHODAMINE
- HEARTINGS → INGATHERS
- HOARNIEST → HORTENSIA
- IDEATIONS → IODINATES
- IMPACTERS → SPERMATIC
- IMPLODERS → IMPOLDERS
- INACTIONS → ONANISTIC
- INCREASER → ERRANCIES
- INERTIALS → SAINTLIER
- INSOURCER → RECURSION
- INVESTERS → REINVESTS
- LARDINESS → ISLANDERS
- LEMONIEST → LIMESTONE, MILESTONE
- LIGATIONS → INTAGLIOS, ISOLATING
- LORICATES → SCLEROTIA, SECTORIAL
- MALADYING → AMYGDALIN
- MATHERING → NIGHTMARE
- MEGASTORE → GASOMETER
- MURICATES → CERASTIUM
- NOTARISER → SERRATION
- OUTRAGERS → SURROGATE
- OUTSPARER → PTEROSAUR
- OUTSTANDS → STANDOUTS
- OVERSLIDE → EVILDOERS
- PASTORIAL → PASTORALI
- PASTURIZE → TRAPEZIUS
- PEDIATRIC → PATRICIDE
- PERSONAES → PRESEASON
- POLINATED → PLANETOID
- POORLIEST → PISTOLERO
- PRAWNIEST → RAINSWEPT
- PRECIDENT → PRENTICED
- PRUDENESS → RESUSPEND, SUSPENDER, UNPRESSED
- RATIONERS → SERRATION
- RECOPYING → PYROGENIC
- REQUOTING → ROQUETING
- RESCALING → CLEARINGS
- RESHAKING → SHRINKAGE
- RESOALING → REGIONALS
- RESILIANT → SAINTLIER
- SAILORING → ORIGINALS
- SCARISHLY → CHRYSALIS
- SCREAMIER → CAREERISM
- SHORTAGED → GOATHERDS
- SILICATED → DEISTICAL
- SIPHONERS → NEPHROSIS
- SPOTTABLE → TABLETOPS
- SUBLINEAR → INSURABLE
- TANGELOES → ELONGATES
- TREADINGS → GRADIENTS
- TROCADERO → DECORATOR
- UNDERDOES → RESOUNDED
- UNDEREATS → DENATURES, SAUNTERED
- UNDERHEAT → UNEARTHED
- UNSAILING → ANILINGUS
- UNTRAILED → UITLANDER
- VERBERATE → VERTEBRAE
- YITTERING → INTEGRITY
8s
- ACETONES → NOTECASE
- ACTORIAL → CORALITA
- ALBUMENS → BLUESMAN
- AUDIBLED → BUDDLEIA
- AVIDNESS → VANESSID
- BANKIEST → BEATNIKS
- BARNIEST → BANISTER
- BARTIEST → BIRETTAS
- BERATION → BARITONE, OBTAINER
- BLUETITS → SUBTITLE
- BONDAGES → DOGBANES
- BONKIEST → STEINBOK
- BOOPIEST → BIOTOPES
- BOORIEST → ROBOTISE
- CANDIEST → DISTANCE
- CAUSATED → CAUDATES
- COALIEST → SOCIETAL
- CORBIEST → BISECTOR
- COTERING → GERONTIC
- COUNTIER → NEUROTIC
- CRANKIES → SKINCARE
- CREAMIES → RACEMISE
- DEANSHIP → PINHEADS
- DECANTOR → NOTECARD
- DENATION → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
- DISHINGS → SHINDIGS
- DOAPIEST → DIOPTASE
- DONKIEST → KENDOIST
- DORATION → TANDOORI
- ELATIONS → TOENAILS
- ENTAILER → TREENAIL
- EPISODAL → ELASIPOD
- EXEMTION → XENOTIME
- FAUNTERS → AFTERSUN
- FIGURAES → ARGUFIES
- FISHBONE → BONEFISH
- FOREWARD → FARROWED
- GAIDLESS → GLISSADE
- GAULTIER → LIGATURE
- GLOARIES → SERAGLIO
- GOADIEST → GODETIAS
- GOLDIEST → GODLIEST
- GORMIEST → ERGOTISM
- GORSIEST → STRIGOSE
- GROUPEES → SUPEREGO
- HEDARIMS → MISHEARD
- HEARLING → NARGHILE
- HOPMAKER → HAMERKOP
- INERTIAS → RAINIEST
- INFLAMER → RIFLEMAN
- INFORCES → CONIFERS, FORENSIC, FORNICES
- INTROING → IGNITRON
- INVENTER → REINVENT
- JEREBOAM → JAMBOREE
- LABRADOR → LARBOARD
- LAMPPOST → PALMTOPS, SPOTLAMP
- LANDIEST → DEINSTAL
- LEASINGS → GLASSINE
- LICENCER → ENCIRCLE
- LOADIEST → ISOLATED, DIASTOLE, SODALITE
- LOANIEST → TOENAILS
- LOOMIEST → TOILSOME
- LOUDIEST → SOLITUDE
- HOOPIEST → ISOPHOTE
- MARTIALS → ALARMIST
- MARNIEST → MINARETS
- MARKIEST → SITKAMER
- MEDALING → MALIGNED
- MEDALION → MELANOID
- MEDALIST → MISDEALT
- MEERCATS → CREMATES
- METALING → LIGAMENT
- MINATURE → RUMINATE
- MINORIES → ERMINOIS
- MOANIEST → AMNIOTES
- MOLDIEST → MELODIST
- MONDIALS → SALMONID
- NATIONED → ANTINODE, ANOINTED
- NATIONER → ANOINTER
- NITPICKS → STICKPIN
- OPERATER → PERORATE
- OUTCHASE → CATHOUSE, SOUTACHE
- OUTHEARD → AUTHORED
- OUTPLACE → COPULATE
- OUTLYERS → UROSTYLE
- OUTMAILS → SOLATIUM
- OUTSPARE → APTEROUS
- OVERSUIT → VITREOUS
- PALATISE → STAPELIA
- PANKIEST → SNAKEPIT
- PANTIEST → PATIENTS
- PASSOVER → OVERPASS
- PLAYTION → PONYTAIL
- PLUCTION → PLUTONIC
- PORCINES → CONSPIRE
- POTTABLE → TABLETOP
- PRENAMES → SPEARMEN
- RATIONER → ANTERIOR
- REOILING → RELIGION
- REPATION → ATROPINE
- RETONING → NITROGEN
- RETUTION → RITENUTO
- ROADIEST → ASTEROID
- RONDABLE → BANDEROL
- ROOLIEST → OESTRIOL
- SEAHORSE → SEASHORE
- SEEDINGS → EDGINESS
- SLUTTIER → SURTITLE
- SOARABLE → BRESAOLA
- SOMATICS → MASSICOT
- SPOTTAGE → GATEPOST
- STOLLING → LONGLIST
- STOWABLE → BESTOWAL
- TALCIEST → LATTICES
- TALARIAS → SALARIAT
- TORPEDOS → DOORSTEP
- TOWNIEST → TOWNSITE
- TURDIEST → DETRITUS
- UNDERAGE → DUNGAREE, UNGEARED
- UNDEREAT → DENATURE
- UNDERLAP → PENDULAR
- UNDERSAT → TRANSUDE
- UNPOSTED → OUTSPEND
- UNRAISED → DENARIUS
- UNRAISES → SENARIUS
- UPCOILED → CLUPEOID
- VOURIEST → VITREOUS
- VIGORATE → RAVIGOTE
- YELPIEST → EPISTYLE
- ZINCIEST → CITIZENS
7s
- BADIEST → BASTIDE
- CALTIER → ARTICLE
- CANTIER → CERTAIN
- CATELOG → GELCOAT
- CEETING → GENETIC
- CLOANED → CELADON
- CLOUTER → COULTER
- COALIER → CALORIE
- CONDAGE → DECAGON
- COPABLE → PLACEBO
- COPIEST → POETICS
- CROANED → DRACONE
- DAMMIER → MERMAID
- DIPABLE → BIPEDAL
- DOITAGE → GODETIA
- FAULIER → FAILURE
- FOLTIER → TREFOIL
- GOATERS → STORAGE
- HORNIES → INSHORE
- KEETING → KITENGE
- LOADIER → DARIOLE
- LOSSIER → LORISES, RISSOLE
- MANTIER → MINARET
- MOANIER → MORAINE
- MOISTED → MODISTE
- OUTTAKE → TAKEOUT
- PEAPING → GENIPAP
- PECTIER → RECEIPT
- PELTIER → REPTILE
- PROANED → PADRONE
- PROITED → DIOPTRE
- QUOTERS → ROQUETS
- RESPAWN → SPAWNER
- SOODIER → ODORISE
- STOUTED → TESTUDO
- TUBIEST → BUTTIES
6s
- ADONIS → DANIOS
- AIRBED → BARDIE
- ARCSIN → CAIRNS
- BAITER → BARITE
- BEARDY → BRAYED
- BEARED → BARDEE
- BINDED → BIDDEN
- BOWLEG → WEBLOG
- CASTED → CADETS
- ESKIMO → SMOKIE
- HALFED → FLEADH
- HARDON → HADRON
- ICECAP → IPECAC
- ITCHER → THRICE
- MADIER → ADMIRE
- MATIES → SAMITE
- MOGIES → EGOISM
- MONDAY → DYNAMO
- OUTLIM → ULTIMO
- REDUBS → DEBURS
- RESHOE → HEROES
- SANDEL → SENDAL
- SEADOG → DAGOES
- SUPLEX → PLEXUS
- TOADIE → IODATE
- TOFFER → EFFORT
- VAINED → INVADE