User:JohnnyCanuck

I am not Ryan Vickers.

My dream game

Thanks to The Doctor for the idea.

Episode S30 was broadcast on 21 December 2012, as a special episode between the winner and runner-up of Series 57, both of whom ditched the Championship of Champions XIII (although for valid reasons).

Craig Beevers played Jeffrey Hansford, with Craig Beevers winning 150 – 140. The Dictionary Corner guest was Ted Moult (resurrected from the dead during the 2012 end time), and the lexicographer was Susie Dent.

This was the first episode to be broadcast at the new studios in Heaven.

Rounds

Rnd	Selection	Craig Beevers	Score	Jeffrey Hansford	Others	Max.
1	CLLIIORKR	rickroll ☓	0 – 5	KRILL	ROLLICK	7
2	GANDISEET	DESIGNATE	18 – 23	DESIGNATE		25
3	QPRRTAUEY	PARQUETRY	36 – 41	PARQUETRY!!!!!		43
4	RELATIOSN	RELATIONS	54 – 59	RELATIONS	ORIENTALS, TENSORIAL	61
5	37 4 8 3 3 9 → 999	999 37 × (4 + 8 + 3 + 3 + 9)	64 – 69	999 37 × (4 + 8 + 3 + 3 + 9)		71
6	ZPZUZAZIZ	PIZZA	64 – 76	PIZZAZZ		78
7	PDLIEASLR	SPIRALLED	82 – 94	SPIRALLED	raspilled ☓	96
8	CANADIENS	SINNED	88 – 100	ASCEND	CANDIES, SCANNED	103
9	TNEMARHIB	RAIMENT	95 – 107	MINARET	It’s a time warp!	110
10	25 6 3 3 7 50 → 712	711 (50 + 7 + 25 - 3) × (6 + 3)	102 – 114	711 (50 + 7 + 25 - 3) × (6 + 3)	RR: 712 = ((((50 + 7) × 25) × 3) - 3) ÷ 6	120
11	AEODFCKEG	DEFACE	108 – 120	DEFACE	DOCKAGE, DOGFACE	127
12	SZTQUAEOR	RATS	112 – 120	quatorzes NWD	QUATORZES	145
13	TSIEUPSLE	SLEEPSUIT	130 – 120	TISSUE		163
14	3 1 4 1 5 9 → 265	265 (((9 + 1) × 5) + 3) × (4 + 1)	140 – 130	265 ((9 × (4 + 3 - 1)) - 1) × 5		173
15	WONCDONUT		140 – 140	COUNTDOWN (0.5 seconds)		183
TB	GREENDAYL	LEGENDARY (2 seconds)	150 – 140	parquetry ☓ (-1 second)		183

I have no idea...

• Why Hansford didn't go to COC13. He would have been an epic win.
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What the answer to that second conundrum OVENOWNER is. I've checked every gosh darned free anagram solver there is on the Net.