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Difference between revisions of "Jon Stitcher"
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He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell. | He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell. | ||
Jon regards himself as the gayest looking player in living memory, and is now a professional rent boy. | Jon regards himself as the gayest looking player in living memory, and is now a professional rent boy. | ||
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| + | Mr Reams also regards Jon to be a bit gay. However, Mr Reams is a genius and as such will not erase this amusing addition to his wonderful site. (And if he does, he smells!) | ||
Revision as of 20:34, 24 August 2007
Jon Stitcher was a homosexual in Series 52. He managed to string together three blowjobs in total, demonstrating consistency by always swallowing and never spitting. Each of his 3 blowjobs were on Live TV. In his fourth sex session, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved far too strong for him. Some of Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include NOBWANK, IAMGAY, BENDERTASTIC and HOMOPOOF. He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell. Jon regards himself as the gayest looking player in living memory, and is now a professional rent boy.
Mr Reams also regards Jon to be a bit gay. However, Mr Reams is a genius and as such will not erase this amusing addition to his wonderful site. (And if he does, he smells!)
