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| − | '''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning by | + | '''Jon Stitcher''' was a contestant in [[Series 52]]. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning on crucial conundrums, he could have won each game by far wider margins but was under orders from the backstage team to keep the games exciting. Each of his 3 victories were on [[crucial conundrum]]s. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against [[Jack Welsby]], who proved far too lucky for him, winning by a margin of 37 points mainly due to dictionary corner disallowing all of Jon's perfectly legitimate words and allowing all of Jacks illegal words. Some of Lord Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES, FACINATED and CAROTS. |
He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]]. | He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against [[Julian Fell]]. | ||
| − | Jon | + | Jon is easily the best looking player in living memory but in a gameshow frequented mainly by people who look like peadophiles this is not a great acheivement, and is now a professional poker player. He also smells very nice and has lovely hair. |
[[Category:Contestants in Series 52|Stitcher, Jon]] | [[Category:Contestants in Series 52|Stitcher, Jon]] | ||
Revision as of 07:43, 3 September 2007
Jon Stitcher was a contestant in Series 52. He managed to string together three victories in total, demonstrating consistency by always winning on crucial conundrums, he could have won each game by far wider margins but was under orders from the backstage team to keep the games exciting. Each of his 3 victories were on crucial conundrums. In his fourth game, Jon Stitcher found himself up against Jack Welsby, who proved far too lucky for him, winning by a margin of 37 points mainly due to dictionary corner disallowing all of Jon's perfectly legitimate words and allowing all of Jacks illegal words. Some of Lord Stitcher's funnier, less valid offerings include BUSLINE, GIRATES, FACINATED and CAROTS.
He played in JOLT, one of the first online tournaments, and reached the final, reaching a crucial conundrum against Julian Fell.
Jon is easily the best looking player in living memory but in a gameshow frequented mainly by people who look like peadophiles this is not a great acheivement, and is now a professional poker player. He also smells very nice and has lovely hair.
