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Episode 8671

From Countdown

Episode 8671 was broadcast on 17 December 2025, as the first semi-final of Series 92.

Jase Cullen played John Payne, with Jase Cullen winning 116 – 78. The Dictionary Corner guest was Christopher Biggins, and the lexicographer was Susie Dent.

Both contestants were returning contestants, with Cullen having first appeared in Series 57 and Payne in Series 71.

Rounds

Rnd Selection Jase Cullen Score John Payne Others Max.
1 OEAUPNRNQ OPAQUER 7 – 0 unopen ☓ 7
2 SPDEIORNT PERIDOTS 15 – 8 POINTERS DRIPSTONE 25
3 25 9 4 2 7 9 → 967 966
(9 × 4 + 2) × 25 + 9 + 7
22 – 8 965

Best: 967 = (25 × 4 + 9) × 9 − 7 × 2

35
TTT COMETFARE Comet enjoys all the Christmas fare, especially the stuffing. FORCEMEAT
4 LZSUEARPM PERUSAL 29 – 15 PERUSAL LAMPERS*, LUMPERS*, MAULERS*, PALMERS*, RUMPLES*, SAMPLER 42
5 EUOIGSFRW EGOSURF 36 – 15 GROUSE FIGURES* 49
6 50 25 75 100 10 6 → 493 493
50 × 10 − (100 + 75) ÷ 25
46 – 25 493
50 × 10 − (100 + 75) ÷ 25


59
7 NTKHEAULD HAUNTED 53 – 32 THANKED LUNKHEAD 67
8 JTNRIAEOG ROGAINE 60 – 39 JANITOR GENITOR*, GOATIER*, GRANITE, GRATINE*, INGRATE*, JOINTER*, NEGATOR*, ORATING*, TANGIER*, TEARING*, TRIGONE* 74
9 100 7 9 8 5 9 → 126 126
9 + 9 + 8 + 100
70 – 49 126
9 + 9 + 8 + 100


84
TTT DONNERWIG Donner is curious about how she'd look in a wig. WONDERING
10 CBWSIEUEL SLUICE 76 – 55 SLUICE BELIES*, CELEBS, EUCIES* 90
11 OEAETNCSG NOTECASE 84 – 63 COGNATES 98
12 PLVIUENSA UNVEILS 91 – 63 uplines ☓ ALEVINS*, ALPINES*, INSULAE*, LUPINES*, PINEALS*, SPANIEL*, SPLENIA*, UNALIVE*, VULPINE 105
13 OOUITHFMD HUMID 96 – 68 MOUTH DHOTI*, DUOMO*, MOTIF, MUFTI*, ODIUM*, OOTID*, OUTDO, TUMID* 110
14 75 25 50 100 8 8 → 116 116
100 + 8 + 8
106 – 78 116
(50 + 8) × 8 ÷ (100 ÷ 25)


120
15 ROYALSPEC COSPLAYER
(3 seconds)
116 – 78 130