Ryan Taylor

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Ryan Taylor

Ryan Taylor was an octochamp and finalist in Series 61.

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Appearances on the programme

Heat games

His first game was against Jeremy Baker, who Taylor thought was Michael Fish when he walked into the green room and genuinely believed he was going to be a guest in Dictionary Corner. Ryan managed to beat Jeremy in a nervous first appearance on Countdown, opening with SWEATING ("convenient" - he added) and risking BENZINE in the final letters round to ensure a lead of 21 points going into the final numbers round, meaning Taylor had won which he clearly acknowledged with a huge sigh of relief on show for all to see. The revelation that the conundrum BONFIREUP (on 5th November) was in fact IBUPROFEN drew an extremely funny face out of Jeremy Baker.

Next up was Scrabble player, Chris Civil, who Taylor feared would be his downfall (although Civil is the only person to visit the east coast of Wales, so maybe not). An opening round spot of FILAGREE (which he had learnt the night before in the hotel) settled him down until the last third of the contest. The last third proved uncomfortable as Civil clawed points back but Taylor held on to win 76 – 54 in a low scoring affair.

Taylor was back after the weekend and was in high spirits, with two wins under his belt but this time he was under the watchful eye of Series 60 champion Kirk Bevins, Series 58 runner up Richard Priest, 3 time winner Konstadinos Sfyris and forumite and left hander Howard Somerset. Playing in front of these four people only spurred Taylor on and he comfortably beat Geoff Morris (playing in pink) by 43 points, although largely due to Morris' disallowed words. Also on this occasion, Taylor managed to crack a joke that rivalled some of Dictionary Corner guest Tim Vine's jokes (it certainly got more laughs).

Tuesday was Taylor's day of reckoning, as he had known well in advance that if he win his first 3 games he would be against apterite and forumite Lesley Hines, a challenge that Taylor was uneasy about. After a drink and countdown related chat with Hines the night before, it was time to be serious. Taylor tried to make it clear that they had played twice before and Hines had not won, Hines was not buying any of this psychological battle. The titles rolled, Taylor took his superstitious deep breath (which Rachel Riley laughed at) and the customary lean back in the chair (which didn't swing). After opening an 8 point lead in round 1 with a spot of MODERATE and Hines' disallowed dementor ☓, Taylor eased down, only to be pegged back to a 3 point lead after round 2. Spots of MARINADES and 9's from the selection SADITRONE from both contestants lead to a high scoring game. It was not until round 9 when Hines trumped Taylor with QUANGO that the 3 point lead turned into a 3 point deficit (the first time Taylor had trailed any opponent). 3 points behind became 11 after Hines excellently picked out INSANELY whilst Taylor tried to fudge an 8 before settling on a disallowed 7. With an 11 point deficit to claw back Ryan dug deep and beat Hines in the remaining 2 letter rounds with BOLETE and PICTURE to regain the lead. The 3rd easy numbers round did not separate the two and it was Taylor's first crucial conundrum. As the clock ticked down with no contestant being able to solve it, Taylor breathed a huge sigh of relief and was ecstatic with his 4th victory yet felt for Hines as she lost with a score of 104. Kirk Bevins made a cameo with the conundrum spot of RAINSWEPT (which Taylor had also learnt the PAINTERS stem the night before, although not learnt it well enough)!

After the drama of the previous game Taylor went on to play David Woodward and soundly ran out the winner with a score of 105 – 36 (although still with no conundrum solve which host Jeff Stelling liked to mention and Ryan did not).

In Taylor's sixth game he faced another apterite in the form of Martyn Simpson, who had beaten Taylor the last time they had played on apterous (but had a winning record of 16 – 1) so this comforted Taylor, slightly. They were always close games though and anything could happen. However with Simpson missing a triple nine ROSTERING/RESTORING/RESORTING in round 9 and Taylor spotting one of them, it pretty much ended the contest. Taylor went on to solve the conundrum WITHDRAWN after 27 seconds (much to his relief) to win the game with his highest score of 123 – 68. Taylor thought Simpson was probably still hoping that they would cut what he said in his introduction to save his job, causing him to miss some words.

Lucy Bolton faced Ryan next and witnessed Taylor's comprehensive sixth victory and as such went into the game hoping to just not finish with 0. Unbeknown to Taylor, he had been on a honeymoon with Lucy before and so these two were no strangers. Bolton battled bravely and had it not been for some gambling on words and the decision to not put an S on HEPATIC, Taylor would have lost, yet he rode his luck and grinded out his 7th victory 89 – 76. Taylor had performed well enough to have the chance of becoming an octochamp and would once again be watched by Kirk Bevins in the audience for his 8th game. Taylor's 7th game however was perhaps overshadowed by Tim Vine's uncharacteristic behaviour which brought controversy to the game of Countdown, not for the first time. Tim Vine was a clear admirer of Bolton and wished for Taylor to lose (a point he didn't wish to keep quiet). The distasteful banter shared by Ryan and Tim Vine sparked outrage from the Edinburgh Countdown Club watching on from the audience. In the end after much cut footage (including quite a serious stare out between Tim and Ryan) Ryan emerged the bigger man, not only had he ousted Tim as the funny man of Countdown at the start of the week, he had now ousted his love.

On the Monday, with the controversy behind him, Taylor distinctively wore a question mark tie. Taylor's opponent would be Canadian Ryan "Vick" Vickers, a game show fanatic. Ryan used the usual pre-match routine of mind games, discussing apterous and his previous 7 victories to unsettle Vick. Ryan Taylor led 14 – 0 after 2 rounds (the mind games had worked) and increased this lead with spots of TENUTO, NODDIES and IMPLORES before being titled an octochamp with an 8th victory of 103 – 51 (his fourth century in his run). Taylor qualified for the finals of Series 61 as seed #4 behind "the big three" of Hulme, Davies and Carson.

Series finals

Taylor played Brian Selway in the fourth quarter-final (which was the tallest finalist versus the shortest). Despite trailing after the first four letter rounds Taylor comfortably beat Selway 91 – 71 to devastate Selway (and his fans back home in Honiton) to book his place against the number one seed Andrew Hulme in the semi-final. Despite Selway looking disappointed Taylor and Selway shared a very limp handshake to reconcile their friendship.

Taylor, cheered on by his 7-strong team of Yorkshire lads was relaxed for this semi final, too relaxed in fact. Despite opening round 1 with PUDENDA (learnt from Craig Beevers on the forum just days before) he fell behind, and never managed to regain ground on Hulme. Taylor didn't beat Hulme in any round of the semi-final as Andrew reeled off spots of POLEAXE, LABIATE and DEFROST to leave Ryan licking his wounds. The final score was 95 – 48 to Andrew and Ryan's dreams of Series 61 champion (however little they may have been) were convincingly ended. There was just time though for 3 time winner Konstadinos Sfyris to solve the unsolved semi final conundrum. Cue the appearance of Taylor's faithful followers who were sat next to Dinos who said "Is it TUNESMITH, Jeff?" in a lovely Sheffield accent. Countdown mug won!

Special episode

In 2013, he returned to the show for a special episode against his girlfriend, the Series 64 quarter-finalist, Michelle Nevitt. In a close game, Taylor just edged out Nevitt by a score of 88 – 81.

Tournaments

In 2010, Taylor began attending unofficial Countdown tournaments, including COLIN 2010, CoLei Summer Special and CoLei3. In 2011, he attended COLIN 2011, CoNot 2011 and Co:Lon 2011. In 2012, he attended COLIN 2012, COHUD, CobliviLon and COEDI.

Outside of Countdown

Taylor has appeared on Going For Gold (2008), The Weakest Link (2010), The Chase (2011), Blockbusters (2012), Face the Clock (2013), The Edge (2014) and Eggheads (2016).

Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Guest Lex Max
4922 5/11/2009 P Jeremy Baker 76 – 97 Ryan Taylor Dr Hilary Jones Susie Dent 128
4923 6/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 76 – 54 Chris Civil Dr Hilary Jones Susie Dent 119
4924 9/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 93 – 50 Geoff Morris Tim Vine Susie Dent 116
4925 10/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 106 – 104 Lesley Hines Tim Vine Susie Dent 148
4926 11/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 105 – 36 David Woodward Tim Vine Susie Dent 129
4927 12/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 123 – 68 Martyn Simpson Tim Vine Susie Dent 137
4928 13/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 89 – 76 Lucy Bolton Tim Vine Susie Dent 137
4929 16/11/2009 P Ryan Taylor 103 – 51 Ryan Vickers Amanda Lamb Susie Dent 122
4950 15/12/2009 QF Brian Selway 71 – 91 Ryan Taylor Rory McGrath Susie Dent 116
4951 16/12/2009 SF Ryan Taylor 48 – 95 Andrew Hulme Rory McGrath Susie Dent 116
S39 2/07/2013 S Michelle Nevitt 81 – 88 Ryan Taylor Dave Spikey Susie Dent 119
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