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John Payne (Series 71)
- For other people called John Payne, see John Payne.
John Payne (Series 71) octochamp statistics | |
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Final position | TBC |
Seeding | TBC |
Points total | 834 |
Conundrums solved | 5 |


John Payne was a contestant in Series 71, and an octochamp in Series 92. By the time of his second set of games, he was living in Manchester and he will almost certainly be back for the end-of-series finals in December.
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Background
Born in Aldershot, Hampshire in 1992, his favourite subject whilst at school was mathematics with this interest seeing him undertake and pass his KS2 maths exam whilst in Year 3. He attended All Hallows Catholic School where after taking his GCSEs, he was presented with the Millennium Award for outstanding achievement.
In more recent times, Payne has been abroad with Progressio, spending three months volunteering in Nicaragua.
Appearances
Series 71
Throughout his childhood, he watched Countdown regularly and often spoke of a dream of appearing on the program although when he did make his debut, it was unfortunately against eventual octochamp George Ford, who ultimately outmuscled Payne in no small part due to the spotting of CAPONIERS for nine which Payne did not see, ultimately leaving John as the loser in his first appearance.
Series 92
However, almost 11 years later, he made his return to Countdown. He kicked off this comeback with a victory and the teapot, against incumbent champion Chas McLaughlin. He then followed that up with seven further very impressive victories, which included five centuries and a high score of 119 achieved in his seventh game, while avoiding a crucial conundrum in all of his heats. He also marked himself out by taking a leaf from George Ford's playbook, through his choice of a four-large selection in every one of his numbers rounds.
He also managed to spot MEDIATORS and STREAKING for two nine-letter-words; the latter of those coming in his eighth game, where challenger Wayne Swan actually gave him an almighty scare, with him being only five points behind as at the end of Round 11. However, after an unfortunate gamble from Swan with ☓ paperings and the last six-small numbers selection being relatively easy, it meant that "The Quiet Man" (as anointed by Colin/Rachel (after the game)) secured octochampdom with 834 points and sat at the top of the seeding table, albeit with most of the series to still play out.
Appearances on other quiz shows
In 2016, he was captain of the "Prime" team in Hive Minds, which went on to win the series including defeating the "Ortographobes" team led by James Robinson in the semi-finals. In April 2017, Payne appeared on Fifteen to One, followed by Only Connect in September of the same year.
Episodes
# | Date | Type | Contestant 1 | Score | Contestant 2 | Presenters | Guest | Lex | Max | |||
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6018 | 24/10/2014 | P | George Ford | 114 – 68 | John Payne | Nick Hewer | Rachel Riley | Dave Myers | Susie Dent | 132 | ||
8558 | 11/07/2025 | P | Chas McLaughlin | 64 – 89 | John Payne | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Owain Wyn Evans | Susie Dent | 131 | ||
8559 | 14/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 100 – 90 | David Holmes | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Charlene White | Susie Dent | 125 | ||
8560 | 15/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 109 – 65 | Val Pilkington-Smith | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Charlene White | Susie Dent | 122 | ||
8561 | 16/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 99 – 52 | Edward Ffitch | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Charlene White | Susie Dent | 120 | ||
8562 | 17/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 112 – 69 | Richard Cook | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Charlene White | Susie Dent | 143 | ||
8563 | 18/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 92 – 61 | Andrew Dickens | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Charlene White | Susie Dent | 120 | ||
8564 | 21/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 119 – 69 | Frances McKissock | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Claire Sweeney | Susie Dent | 131 | ||
8565 | 22/07/2025 | P | John Payne | 114 – 94 | Wayne Swan | Colin Murray | Rachel Riley | Claire Sweeney | Susie Dent | 143 |