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He then beat [[Series 66]] champion [[Jack Worsley]] at [[CoChest2]] in October 2012.
 
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In his spare time, he is said to enjoy video games such as Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, as well as admiring himself in the mirror and calling himself beautiful.
 
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He also is a big fan of using Twitter to seduce women, with his favourite line being "Do you have Snapchat?". It is said that as of May 2014 three girls have filed complaints against Taylor for sexual harassment- when asked to comment, Taylor merely said "They can't appreciate beautiful men. That's their fucking problem, fuck this I'm getting a fleshlight."
 
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However, in more recent times, his luck with the ladies has turned round, albeit at a cost. Resorting to escort agencies and prostitutes, Taylor starting his shagcapade with an Italian for 30 minutes, paying £50 for the privilege- however only 15 minutes of actual sex took place, down to what Taylor called "nerves" but what normal people call "premature ejaculation". This was followed by an hour long session with a Brazilian lady, costing a hefty £120. Taylor is said to be taking a break from prostitutes now- it is said he is in discussions with the descendants of Jules Verne to publish the book "Around the World in 80 Shags".
 
  
 
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{{series runner-up|preceded_by=Andy Platt|series=69|followed_by=Andy Naylor}}

Revision as of 23:25, 16 July 2014

Dylan Taylor

Dylan Taylor was an octochamp and the runner-up of Series 69, and is the current record holder for cumulative points total during an octorun.

During his run in August 2013, he accrued 974 points, beating the previous record set by the Series 68 champion Giles Hutchings by 9 points. He also recorded the highest amount of maxes during an octorun with 101 out of 120 maxes, beating the Series 64 champion, Edward McCullagh's best by 5 maxes. His aggregate winning margin in his 8 preliminary games is 628, an improvement on the previous record held by Andy Platt.

His total points record over his 11 appearances is 1,319 points, a record by any contestant in the whole 31 year history of the show.

He is an Apterite who made his CO-event debut at CoChest in 2011. He then appeared at COLIN 2012, CoLei5 and COHUD in 2012.

He then beat Series 66 champion Jack Worsley at CoChest2 in October 2012.

Preceded by
Andy Platt		 Series runner-up
Series 69		 Followed by
Andy Naylor

Episodes

# Date Type Contestant 1 Score Contestant 2 Presenters Guest Lex Max
5744 6/08/2013 P Zarte Siempre 81 – 120 Dylan Taylor Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Dan Walker Susie Dent 121
5745 7/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 124 – 30 David Howard Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Dan Walker Susie Dent 146
5746 8/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 121 – 67 Tony Izzard Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Dan Walker Susie Dent 132
5747 9/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 113 – 47 Dominic James Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Gloria Hunniford Susie Dent 122
5748 12/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 122 – 55 Mark O'Regan Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Gloria Hunniford Susie Dent 135
5749 13/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 129 – 22 Leone Mitchell Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Gloria Hunniford Susie Dent 143
5750 14/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 124 – 27 Mike Thompson Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Gloria Hunniford Susie Dent 126
5751 15/08/2013 P Dylan Taylor 121 – 17 Russ Millhouse Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Gloria Hunniford Susie Dent 125
5833 12/12/2013 QF Dylan Taylor 108 – 76 Gemma Church Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Dan Walker Susie Dent 118
5837 18/12/2013 SF Dylan Taylor 121 – 103 Bradley Cates Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Madeley Susie Dent 133
5839 20/12/2013 GF Dylan Taylor 116 – 126 Callum Todd Nick Hewer Rachel Riley Richard Madeley Susie Dent 134
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